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SATURDAY. ONE DAY ONLY...July 4th........ 2026.....

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AS FOLLOWS

11:00 AM Cheese Awareness

Early Bird Gets the Cheese

A) Make sure you get the cheese samples! Peruse the event schedule and ensure you can attend one of the seminars! Check out the vendors, chainsaw man, DJ, check out trophies you can win and browse the super grate cheese store.

12:00PM HIGH NOON Velocity Apex Time Trials - Monaco

Rubber Side Down

This event opens at Noon and remains open for riders until the winner is declared at 5PM. Riders get 1 ride of high octane leg action.

Serious riders can pay to enter as many times as they like.

Best lap time wins the Champions Trophy

CHEESE SEMINAR! 12:30PM

CHEESE 101

Embark on a multi-level tasting & learning experience where fire meets fusion, showcasing award-winning Canadian cheeses. Guided by Canadian Cheese Ambassador, David Beaudoin, this workshop highlights the versatility of Canadian cheese for all cheese lovers! You won't want to miss this.

1PM CHEESE ROLL

They see me rollinnnnn......

This event starts at 1PM and remains open until all entries have rolled. Rollers get 3 throws of an actual cheese wheel! This year, the winner gets to keep the wheel!

2PM Paper Airplane Pilot Flight Competition

Do you feel the need......for speed?

This event opens at 1PM and remains open until 5PM.

Pilots get 3 throws with their jet, taking the best one.

Pilots can pay to enter as many times as they like.

Top Gun announced @ 5pm.

2:30PM ANOTHER SEMINAR!

CHEESE 102

....If you were at the first one.

3:30 PM WTF CHEESE WAS THAT?

Think you know cheese?

This event starts at 3PM. Eat the cheese. Pick the right cheese card. Correct answers move on until there is a cheese dictator declared!

4PM Dachshund Sprint Championships

DASH HOUNDS!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE WIENER!

TOM SELLECK LookaLike Contest - ALL DAY

I know what you're thinking, and you're right.

5pm award ceremonies

Whey butter than a Tony

6PM VIP EXPERIENCE

For only $99, you can up your cheese game in one evening! With some surprises such as ....A TOUR OF THE CHEESE FACTORY and 5 courses of nacho average dishes, you won't be disenchanted. We all have an obsessed cheese lover in our circle, and we hope to see them there! Will all things cheese plus a limp brisket and super grate sides, you wont want to miss! Limited seating!

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Welcome, Cheese Lovers!

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